It's 11:00pm on a Monday night and I'm cleaning out the New River Academy fridge, hoping to find a place to put the giant pot of turkey stock I made. What the crap is non-fast squeazable spread?? Why must one be able both to squeeze and spread?! Non fat 1/2 & 1/2? I hope that needs no commentary. A giant tub of "smart balance"? What the crap is this stuff?? Who the crap buys this kind of thing??